Đừng làm tao rối,
Tổng cộng là Rs.8.5 lakhs, lăi suất 2.5%,

Đề bài nói là số tiền sau 3 tháng
là Rs.9,15350,

Vậy c̣n Rs.2 lakhs,ban đầu đâu?
Số dư của tài khoản ấy,

Là Rs.7,15357 sau 3 tháng...
lăi suất vẫn là 3%,

Rs.3.5 lakhs , lăi suất 3.5%.

Này cậu kia, ra quán rượu mà mặc đồ như chú rể vậy hả?
Lo về cưới vợ đi!

Nè, ông ta nói mày đó. Đi chỗ khác đi!

À mà cậu cũng phải tới đây thôi
Sau khi kết hôn,

Vậy cho nên về nhà cưới vợ trước đi ha!
- Đi dùm đi ông ơi!

Đầu tiên là có Rs.8.5 lakhs...

Sau 3 tháng thêm Rs.2 lakhs,

Rồi lại thêm Rs.1.5 lakhs
trong 3 tháng kế tiếp,

Vậy là tao có Rs.Rs.3.5 lakhs
trong 2 tháng. Đúng không?

Tao đưa Rs.2.5 lakhs
lại cho mày.

Cho nên lăi suất lúc đó là 2 %
C̣n lăi suất bây giờ là 3%.

Tổng cộng là Rs.7, 97911!
- Sai rồi...

Thiệt là ngầu!

Đại ca!
Lại đây ngồi đi. Mày tránh ra coi! Ngồi đây nè.

Thật là một cái đầu vĩ đại. Tại sao đại ca lại tới đây vậy?

Bộ đồ này là sao?
- Sao đại ca lại muốn uống rượu?

Kể nghe xem nào.

Ḷng tự trọng của tao không cho phép tao nói,
Tao muốn uống rượu.

Đưa rượu cho hắn ta nhanh lên.

Balu, một thần đồng... Một cái tên, một thương hiệu!

Một thần đồng...Một cái tên, một thương hiệu!\Rồi sao nữa?

Đẳng cấp của tao là ǵ
sau quá nhiều lần đứng nhất?

Ở đâu đó...ở trên cao cao kia ḱa...

Thường th́ tao không tin vào chuyện hên xui,

Nhưng rồi cái xui của tao cũng tới
để làm tao tin vào nó.

Mày thấy cái vận xui của tao như thế nào chưa?

Đẹp để nỗi làm tao phải ghét,

Nhí nhảnh đến nỗi tao phải phát mệt,

Dễ thương tới nỗi tao phải nổi điên,

Ba tao đă phải tới
ga để rước cái "vận xui" ấy về,

Chú ơi!

Con khỏe chứ?
- Dạ khỏe.

Đi nào.
- Chú à!

Ta hả?

Vậy th́, cháu về đây.
- Ấy, đợi đă nào.

Đùa thôi mà, để ta xách cho.

Chú! Nh́n ḱa, nh́n ḱa!

H́nh Balu ḱa!

Nó được hạng nhất.
- Thật là tuyệt!

Chào Balu!

Bà ơi!

Ôi, d́ ơi!

Có món gà cho cháu không?

D́ đang nghiền mấy lại gia vị cho món gà đây nè.

Mời cô vào

Pḥng cô ở đây. Nhưng
đừng lên lầu trên dùm nha.

Cậu Balu khó tánh lắm!.

Ai đó?
Sao chị lại lên đây?

Mấy nhóc là ai?

Em là "Bốn"!- Lớp 4 hả?
- Hok, tên em đó.

Hả?

Đó là luật ở đây.
Không có tên mà chỉ có thứ hạng thôi.

Cậu Balu chỉ gọi tụi em bằng thứ hạng.

Nó hok có tên đâu v́ chưa qua được bài kiểm tra.

Mà sao mấy đứa lại ở đây?
- Đó là một câu chuyện rất dài!

Tụi em tới đây hồi sinh nhật của bà,

sao khi ăn xong, tụi em không chịu về,

mà ở lại chơi cricket.

Tụi em lỡ đánh văng quả banh vào pḥng cậu Balu,
Ngay chỗ này nè!

Khi mà tụi em xin
trả lại quả banh,

Cậu Balu hỏi 2x2=?.

Chờ chút! 2x2=?

5?

Thôi xong, lại thêm một ứng viên sáng giá!

Tụi em cũng nói là 5,
Rồi tụi em ở lại đây từ lúc đó.

Ba mẹ mấy em th́ sao?

Không được ra khỏi pḥng
cho tới khi trở nên xuất sắc như cậu Balu

Ba mẹ bỏ tụi em ở lại đây luôn
...

Nè chị, em hok có
tật về mắt,

nhưng từ hồi Balu bị cận
Ba mẹ cũng bắt em đeo kiếng luôn.

Nhưng mà pḥng mấy đứa đẹp quá!
- Pḥng này á? Hông dám đâu chị ơi!

Tụi em phải mặc đồng phục
kể cả lúc ở nhà.

Thiệt là khó tin.

Á chị ơi!

Đừng đụng chạm lung tung.

Đừng chị ơi, ảnh biết hết
khi có ai đụng vô đồ của ảnh

Ảnh giống như là một cái camera giám sát vậy.

Ảnh có biết nếu chị chỉ đóng cái nắp bút lại không?

Nh́n trên bàn ḱa!

Vẩy bột lên miếng lót chuột.

Mở nắp bút.

Thay đổi hướng nằm
của mấy quyển sách.

Thay đổi vị trí các quân cờ

Đều là mẹo của Balu hết đó.

Chị vừa mới làm ǵ đó?

Chỉ cần thay đổi chút xíu thôi,
bọn em tiêu đời ngay

Nhưng mà, chị là ai vậy?

Chị là con gái của d́ của Balu.

Balu không có họ hàng ǵ hết đâu,
Chỉ có thứ hạng thôi.

Balu sẽ không bao giờ hỏi thăm sức khỏe của chị đâu,
Ảnh sẽ hỏi thứ hạng của chị đó

Balu hok có như vậy đâu,
Chị biết ảnh rơ mà.

Ai đó mới vào pḥng của tôi.

Là em nè Balu.

Tên ǵ?

Anh biết mà, Balu?

Tôi không nhớ những thứ vô bổ.

Tôi không tốn từng đấy trí nhớ cho cô đâu.
Ngắn gọn là ǵ.

Cô được hạng mấy?

Em được hạng nhất văn nghệ đấy.

Tôi muốn hỏi về EAMCET (Engineering Agricultural and Medical Common Entrance Test - bài kiểm tra đầu vào mang tính bắt buộc nếu bạn muốn học các ngành về kỹ thuật hoặc y dược tại bang Andhra Pradesh, Ấn Độ).

Năm đầu mấy phẩy?

Dạ được 55%.

Cô biết tôi được bao nhiêu phần trăm không? Là 95%.

V́ vậy em mới xin vào trường anh đó.

Điểm là của tôi chứ không phải là do trường.

Em có thấy h́nh của anh
ở gần ga xe lửa. Thật là tuyệt quá đi!

Tới trạm xem bus mà nh́n,
Cái ở đó đẹp hơn đấy.

Xem thời gian biểu đi.

Món ǵ đây?

Chị không thích nó chiếm quá nhiều chỗ trong bộ nhớ đâu.
Ngắn gọn đi.

Ở nhà ăn gà hả d́?

Món này đặc biệt dành riêng cho Mahalakshmi mà.

Đừng chị ơi!
- Tại sao?

Nhưng đó là món gà.
- Th́ sao? Bữa nay đâu phải thứ Bảy đâu

Chị không ăn vào thứ Bảy hả?
- Ừ, chị không có ăn.

Vậy th́ kể từ giờ, ngày nào cũng là thứ Bảy hết.

Tại sao?

Balu ghét món gà.

Vậy chị về quê đây.

Đứng đậy nào chị!

*Đọc công thức b́nh phương của một tổng (a+b)^2

Tất cả ngồi.

Ăn đi!

Cái ǵ đây?

Cô thích món mặn?

Nói lại xem cô được bao nhiêu điểm.

Vậy có nghĩa là thứ hạng thấp kém thôi.

Thấy mấy đứa năo ngắn ch

Thêm một ví dụ chứng tỏ rằng năo sẽ
không hoạt động nếu chúng ta ăn đồ mặn

V́ vậy, nếu chúng ta ăn đồ mặn?
- Năo sẽ không hoạt động

Dẹp món gà đi.

Chờ em một tí.

Mẹ, con đi học đây.

Cho Mahalakshmi đi cùng đi con.
- Mơ đi.

Mr.Balu Mahendra!
Con bé c̣n lạ nước lạ cái.

Ta mang nó lên đây là để
cùng học với con.

Cho con bé đi cùng đi.

Con sẽ chở con bé tới trường mà mẹ.
Để thằng bé đi đi.

Con chở con bé hôm nay,
Vậy những ngày khác con có chở nó luôn không?

Để Balu chở con bé đi

Mang một cốc nước ra đây

Uống đi

Vào cất ly rồi ra đây.

Mahalakshmi, cháu muốn gà nấu cà ri hay chiên đây?

Nửa cà ri, nửa chiên...

Thôi, cháu không muốn nữa đâu d́ ơi...

Xin chưa mà ngồi?

Ngồi đi.

Xuống xe.

Share auto (dạng xe làm) tới bây giờ. Nó sẽ chở cô tới thẳng trường.

Vầy là sao đây?

Ở nhà là họ hàng nhưng trong trường th́ tôi chỉ là Balu

Dạ...

O God, you gave books in hands...

Too bad, you gave laziness
to bodies...

O God, you gave million
dollar syllabus...

Too bad, you gave us just
a milligram brain...

O god, you gave one-day match...

Too bad, you gave exam on same day...

O God, you gave a question paper...

Too bad, you gave blank answer sheet...

You gave too much beauty to watch...

But gave results that can't let
raise our heads...

Why are you playing double game with us?

Why are match fixing to fail us?

How?

Memory card is small...
memory status is vast...

Though brain is just a milligram...
create miracles with it...

Sing formulas in bathroom
instead of songs...

lf you fall in love, entire syllabus
will become a Swathi magazine...

Well said!

Numbers are totally hundreds
and thousands...

But the rank starts with him only...

lnstead of studying from A to Z,
just say B to U, that's enough...

We thought of inventing bulb,
but Edison spoiled it...

We thought of inventing telephone,
but Graham bell made the fist call...

We thought of making mark at Oscar,
but Rehman stole the chance from us...

We aimed at least to get first rank
but Balu was born for it...

Edison who invented bulb,
did he find medicine to study well?

Had it stopped with telephone,
would there be cell phones now?

lf one thinks this is enough,
nobody would become a hero...

lf you're happy with just past,
there's no future to your present...

ln whatever Balu sees no logic,
it's useless...

Whatever it is,
Balu is the centre of activity...

Whatever the question is,
Balu is the answer...

Whichever book Balu studies,
let's buy and study the same book...

Let's make photocopies
of the notes by Balu...

Pen used by Balu,
let's offer prayers to it...

Let's all follow the path of Balu...

Có kết quả rồi đó ku.

Đứa nào hạng nh́?
- Thằng Ajit.

Tại sao tao phải tổ chức tiệc chứ?

Mày được hạng nhất mà hả?

Hạng nh́ phải đăi.
Ở đây luật nó là như thế.

Nếu mà nó phải tổ chức tiệc mừng
mỗi khi nó đạt hạng nhất,

th́ chắc ba nó tán gia bại sản mất.

10 ly cà phê, 10 ly cappuccino...
- l don't have money.

Tao lấy được ví của nó rồi nè.

Ê trả ví cho tao!

Anh họ của tớ đó!

Hủy order.

Thầy đă lập ra một truyền thống là
lấy tên sinh viên được hạng nhất để đặt cho ṭa nhà mới.

Thầy biết là em sẽ đạt được hạng nhất,
Cho nên ṭa nhà mới sẽ được đặt theo tên của em [ta-da].

Có điều là em đă đổi luật
hạng nhất phải đăi mất rồi,

Nhưng thầy vẫn mong là được em chiêu đăi.

Nói cho vui chứ, em về hạng nh́
một lần được không?

Tiệc mừng từ em sẽ không bao giờ có đâu, xin lỗi thầy.

Sao trông anh chẳng có vui vẻ ǵ
khi đứng nhất vậy?

Nếu là tôi
th́ cô sẽ làm ǵ?

Em sẽ hét lên rằng: "Đó chính là Mahalakshmi!

Cô chẳng bao giờ có cơ hội đó đâu.

Em họ của mày đấy hả?

Anh cũng hút thuốc á?

Mọi người không nên nghĩ rằng
Balu được hạng nhất v́ anh ta không có một thói hư tật xấu nào.

Chính v́ vậy mà tôi hút thuốc.

Có mùi ǵ không?

Thư của Roja chứ ǵ?
- Ủa sao anh biết?

Đứa con gái đáng thương. Đọc nghe xem nào.

Thư gửi Bill Gates của tương lai,

Đôi mắt của anh thật là đẹp.

Gạch dưới.

Mắt kính của anh cũng thật là đẹp.
- Gạch dưới.

Nhưng mà nó không hợp với anh đâu.

Gạch bỏ.

Gạch bỏ cái câu trước đó ngay.

Ư anh là cái câu "Mắt anh thật là đẹp" hả?

Khi anh lái xe trông rất ngầu.
Em gạch dưới nhá.

Gạch dưới thêm lần nữa.

Nhưng anh thật xấu xa khi
bỏ em đứng một ḿnh ở trạm xe bus.

Đừng có suy nghĩ ngoài lề,
đọc cái thư thôi.

Chị nói là anh Balu của chị hổng phải vậy.
Giờ th́ sao hả?

Ảnh vứt chị tại trạm xe bus.

Ảnh hok cho chị gọi
là anh họ ở trường. Điều đó thật quá sức chịu đựng.

Trả thù đứa nhỏ hai tuổi nữa ḱa chị.

Ảnh đá đít em khỏi pḥng
chỉ v́ dám bấm c̣i xe của ảnh.

Tên em là Subrahmanyam (cùng tên với một nhà hoạt động chính trị-xă hội có tiếng tại Ấn),
Thế quái nào mà ảnh lại dám gọi em là "Hạng chín".

Em c̣n không thèm chà răng mỗi ngày
Vậy mà bữa nào cũng phải cọ xe cho ảnh.

Cho thêm ít nước coi!

Em từng béo tốt vầy nè chị.
Mà nh́n em bây giờ coi.

Giờ nó mặc quần áo cũ của em đó chị.

Ảnh nhéo đùi em v́ tội
động vô máy tính của ảnh. Chị coi nè!

Cái dấu ǵ thế kia?
- Em vẽ cái dấu đó để giúp em có thể quên đi cái nhéo của ảnh.

Sao chị hông nói ǵ nữa hết vậy chị?

Mai chị có lớp thực hành,
nên giờ cần dùng máy vi tính.

Bộ chị hông nhớ
đó là máy tính của người đứng đầu hay sao?.

Đầu cái con khỉ!

Tại sao chỉ có người đứng đầu
mới được quyền dùng máy tính chứ?

Chị học công nghệ thông tin
th́ lư ǵ lại hông được dùng máy tính?

Tui cũng muốn...tui cũng muốn nữa...

Im lặng cái coi!

Em sẽ mượn máy cho chị
Đi nào.

Chị, đừng sợ.
- Ảnh sẽ đập tụi ḿnh tơi bời mất.

Đi! Em sẽ đánh thức ảnh.

Không phải, là bằng 5!

Chuyện ǵ?

Em có vài chỗ không hiểu.

Đề bài là X = 2 và Y = 3,

Nếu ta thay X = 2
vào công thức này...

Dạ, anh coi giúp em.

Đây và ṿng tṛng, phải không anh?

AE là cái ǵ đây?

Có phải là đường kính không?

Telugu medium? (Dạng như đào tạo phổ thông ở VN, dùng tiếng Telugu làm ngôn ngữ giảng dạy, tiếng Anh chỉ là một môn phụ)

Không thèm học hành ǵ cả?

Cô sẽ chẳng bao giờ học được cái ǵ đâu.

Con gái học để làm ǵ?

Một gă nào đó
sẽ phải ráng mà học để kiếm được một công việc,

rồi cô chỉ có việc cưới hắn,
và tận hưởng thành quả lao động của hắn mà thôi.

Khoan đă!

Chuyện hồi trưa nay trên xe tôi...

Đâu có chuyện ǵ đâu anh...

Đừng có mà giả vờ ngây ngô.

Khi xe tôi,
tông phải cái giảm tốc độ,

cô ngă lên người tôi,

ngực của cô chạm vào người tôi đấy,

Cô cũng biết vậy,
nhưng vẫn cố t́nh để nguyên như thế,

Có cái ǵ đó khác biệt
trong hơi thở của cô nữa,

Điều đó có nghĩa là cô có cái ǵ đó với tôi

*Định nghĩa về rung động t́nh cảm trai gái (infatuation)*

Nhưng may cho cô là tôi lớn rồi nên không có chuyện ǵ xảy ra

Nhỡ là kẻ khác,

th́ nó đă
lợi dụng t́nh h́nh rồi.

Ê, trẻ con không được nh́n cái này.
Đi chỗ khác mau.

Đi đi!

Cô có ăn gà không vậy?

Đưa tay tôi xem.

Đừng, anh ơi!

Tao rút ra được một điều là.
đừng bao giờ để chị vô pḥng anh Balu một ḿnh.

Đi đi!

Chuyện ǵ vậy con?

Con thi trượt rồi bà ơi.

Con không viết được ǵ hết,
cho con về nhà con đi.

D́ ơi, con không hiểu được ǵ hết,

Họ toàn dạy bằng tiếng Anh thôi,
con không bao giờ đậu nổi đâu.

Chuyện ǵ đây?
- Con thi trượt rồi cậu ơi.

Chuyện này là sao hả con?
- Con hông hiểu cái ǵ hết trơn hết trọi.

Cho con về nhà đi.
- Sao lại về được chứ?

Con mất cả một chặng đường dài để tới đây
rồi đ̣i về chỉ v́ chuyện này thôi sao?

Con có biết ta phải
đấu tranh với ba của con như thế nào để mang con tới đây không?

Thôi mà, đừng khóc.

Con sẽ lại thi trượt thôi cậu ơi.

Coi nè, coi ta mua cái ǵ cho con nè!

Con vẫn phải về nhà thôi.
Ở đây con không hiểu ǵ cả.

Uống tí sữa đi con.

Đừng khóc nữa mà cháu ngoan của d́?

Bởi v́ tôi không biết
nỗi đau của việc thi trượt là như thế nào.

Tôi chưa biết thất bại là ǵ.

Cô nói là cô về quê,

là để tiếp tục
ước mơ của chính ḿnh hả?

Bất cứ ai không học hành th́ đều thi trượt cả thôi,

Vậy th́ sao cô lại buồn chứ?

Lo học hành chăm vào,
Tôi sẽ giúp cô,

Nếu cô lại trượt,
Tôi sẽ tự chở cô về thẳng nhà cô.

Đây là thời khóa biểu ban đầu,

nhưng tôi thông minh
nên học một tiếng là đủ,

Nếu tôi học 1 tiếng,
th́ cô phải học gấp 5 lần như vậy.

Hiểu chưa?

Sách của tôi đây.

Học đi!

Cứ hỏi nếu có ǵ không hiểu.

Lord Ganesha!

Bless me along with
Goddess of learning...

Share your wisdom of light to
brighten our intelligence...

Bless me great lQ to understand
any lesson easily on listening...

Bless me with great memory
to remember anything l read once...

Bless that question in exam
come from what l read...

Bless what l didn't read may
be left in choice...

Bless one mark for
every time l pray...

Bless me tension free concentration...

Bless me a pen that doesn't
stop while writing answers...

Rồi cô ta đậu hay rớt?

Chắc là lại rớt.
- Không, tao nghĩ là đậu.

Cô ta chẳng rớt như mày nghĩ
hay đậu như mày đoán.

Hả? Vậy rồi sao?

Tao nằm mơ.

Cô nghĩ coi tức cười không?

Tối qua tôi nằm mơ.

Tôi thấy cô được hạng nhất toàn trường.

Cả trường th́ đổ xô chúc mừng cô,

c̣n tôi th́ cười rũ ra được í!

Ê ku, có kết quả rồi ḱa!

Ai hạng nh́?
- Mày!

Tiệc đê? Sao tao phải đăi?

Th́ mày hạng nh́, luật là
hạng nh́ phải đăi mà

Đúng không?
Chính xác!

Thầy từng lo lắng rằng
sẽ không có ṭa nhà được đặt theo tên của con gái,

Em giống như một nữ thiên thần
biến giấc mơ của thầy thành hiện thực

Em đă giúp thầy đạt được mục đích cả cuộc đời
là được Balu đăi tiệc.

Thầy nói chơi chuyện em về nh́,
mà em lại làm thiệt ha.

Liệu em có hi sinh quá nhiều
v́ nguyện vọng của thầy không vậy?

Của thầy đây!

Lại của Roja à?
Tôi phải nói với cô ta bao nhiêu lần nữa đây không biết?

Không phải của anh đâu. Là của em.

Ai gửi?

Nếu nó đánh mày th́ tao liệu cho.

Kiểu quái nào mà mày dám gửi thư tỏ t́nh
với con gái của d́ tao hả?

Lên xe!

Bộ ai đưa cái thư nào là cô cũng cầm hả?

Đáng lẽ ra cô phải tát cho hắn 1 cái chứ?

Giờ con thành bảo vệ của cô ta rồi.
Con chẳng có cách nào để canh giữ cô ta đâu.

Nếu có chuyện ǵ xảy ra,
cô ta th́ ổn nhưng sẽ chẳng tốt lành ǵ cho cả nhà ḿnh hết.

H́nh như Mahalakshmi
được hạng nhất hả?

Gă nào đó gửi thư tỏ t́nh cho cô ta
c̣n mẹ th́ đi hỏi chuyện cô ta được hạng nhất.

Hạng nhất? Đó là nhờ con! Bất cứ ai chịu chăm lo học hành
th́ được hạng nhất cả thôi.

Bản chất mới là cái quan trọng.
Bộ mẹ không hiểu hả?

Mahalakshmi được hạng nhất đấy à?

Đúng vậy, Con giúp cô ta học hành mà, đúng không?
Kiểu ǵ lại không được nhất chứ?

Con không thèm viết nhiều
để cô ta thêm tự tin đấy.

Chị ơi, cả trường có chạy theo chị không?

Làm sao mà tên kia dám gửi thư t́nh
nếu cô ta không dễ dăi như vậy?

Nó đưa là cô ta nhận ngay.
Thật là mất mặt của con quá đi.

Bà nói thử xem, đó có phải là một điều đáng xấu hổ
khi cô ta đi nhận thư t́nh tùy tiện như thế?

Sao chẳng ai thèm nghe lời con hết vậy?

Thôi dẹp đi, kiểu ǵ th́
con cũng làm cho xong chuyện này mới được.

Sao mà anh khó chịu vậy?

Đó là v́ tên kia gửi thư t́nh
hhay v́ chuyện em được hạng nhất?

Chắc anh đang bị nóng trong người,
uống tí nước mát đi.

Ai nói ăn thịt gà
làm ảnh hưởng trí năo chớ?

Mẹ ơi!

Ǵ vậy con!
- Ai cài mật mă vào máy con thế ba?

Tại sao?

Con bảo
máy tính là dành riêng cho người đứng đầu mà.

Con hạng nh́
nên máy tính là của Mahalakshmi rồi.

Dạ cậu gọi con!

Nói cho nó mật mă đi con,
Nó bực rồi ḱa.

Con nói cho ảnh nghe rồi mốt ảnh tự ư xài máy th́ sao
Lát nữa con sẽ tự gơ vào, giờ con đi ăn nốt cái đùi gà đă.

Khỏi cần, mật mă của cô ta c̣n là cái quái ǵ nữa
ngoài cái "chicken 65" chứ!

Để tôi tự mở.

Không phải nói cưng đâu...nói cái món gà 65 thôi!

Tội cưng quá à, đừng có buồn nha.

Đồ ngốcl! chẳng biết cái ǵ ngoài gà,
Mật mă hẳn là "chicken 65" rồi.

Cái đám này biến chỗ khác coi!
Tụi bây làm ǵ ở đây đây?

Em có một thân h́nh thật là tuyệt mỹ!

Kiểu ǵ mà Balu có thể học nổi
khi có một người đẹp như em ở nhà!

Nói hắn nh́n kỹ em một lần
sau khi chùi sách cái kiếng của hắn đi.

Ôi, cái eo của em thiệt không chê vào đâu được!

Anh sẵn sàng bỏ cả học kỳ
chỉ để ngắm nh́n nó!

Anh nghĩ là người ta t́m thấy được đường tṛn *tượng trưng cho sự hoàn hảo*
sau khi nh́n thấy cái eo của em.

Anh nghĩ rằng mặt trăng trên trời cao kia
là vẽ theo cái eo của em.

Anh nghĩ con số 0 được sinh ra
là để sánh với cái eo thon của em.

Em đă mở mang cho anh
rất nhiều điều mới mẻ,

Yêu em...

Á á á d́ ơi!

Tôi không có làm cái ǵ hết!

D́ ơi là di!

D́ ơi!

Chết rồi, cô ta kể cho họ nghe mất.

Chuyện ǵ vậy?

Trời ơi! Chết con rồi!

Con bị...

Sao, sao hả con?

Trời ơi tôi lạy cô, đừng có nói.

B́nh tĩnh, có chuyện ǵ?

Con bị đau bụng...không có nhức đầu,
con muốn mượn lọ dầu.

Dầu nóng hả?
- Dầu nóng?

Vậy thôi hả? Cái con bé này!
Chờ chút d́ lấy cho.

Nè con.

Nhưng mà tôi lớn rồi, cho nên ok thôi.

Nếu không phải là thế
th́ có chuyện ǵ xảy ra với anh vậy?

Nó không dành cho tôi mà là cho anh đó.

She software draped in a sari...

She's first rank holder
sporting a pony tail...

She's Goddess of learning
wearing high heels...

She's chilly bowl in the
eyes of our Balu...

She made a long jump
from the last to first...

She's flying kiss who
reached top from bottom...

She's extension of sky
with her long plait...

She's high tension in the
heart of our Balu...

Đại ca đang tâm sự
mà mày lại đu theo con nhỏ đó là như thế nào.

Đừng buồn nữa đại ca,
Uống đi. Cạn chai!

Đại ca, em có ư này
có thể giúp anh giành lại hạng nhất.

Cậu ta đang kể chuyện quá khứ,
mày khuyên làm ǵ được chớ?

Bởi vậy tao mới muốn nói.
- Để nó nói thử xem.

Kể lại
từ đầu,

lần này là
anh phải kể là anh tới nhất đó nha đại ca.

Vậy thôi đó hả!?
- Đồ quỷ sứ!

Đừng buồn, làm điếu đi.

Nhiều khi Tendulkar
c̣n bị xui nữa là.

Nếu lần sau đó vẫn dựa vào
vận may?

Tao cũng sợ lắm.

Tao không thể bỏ qua được.

Bằng giá nào th́ tao cũng phải đứng nhất.

Tao đă nghĩ ra một cách.

Tao đi tới tiệm KFC.

Gọi một xô gà rán. *Bên này toàn xô như này, nhiều size. Vui lắm :))*

Ăn xong miếng đùi,
tao nảy ra thêm một ư tưởng nữa.

Anytime is wartime
for Tom and Jerry ...

Cat is cheating the mouse...
- Mẹ ơi, con ra sân tập đây.

Fox is cheating the crow chick... *ngụ ngôn "Quạ và Cáo" của La Fontaine*

Moustache is cheating the plait...

Read the important books stealthily...

Mix the subjects and
make juice of syllabus...

With the straw of eyes,
suck it up...*Cửa bên Ấn hay có màn đặt khóa ở cả bên ngoài lắm :))*

Ant is cheating sugar...

Nếu chị của mấy đứa thông minh,
th́ bảo chị ấy lấy cái ṿng ra thử coi.

Honeybee is cheating the flower...

Squirrel is cheating the guavas...

Làm ǵ ngoài đó đó, Kittaiah?

Tôi rải gạo
để đuổi ma quỷ đó thưa bà.

Ma quỷ?
- Vâng thưa bà.

Con ma có cái đầu phát sáng
cứ lởn vởn trong nhà đó thưa bà.

Nó lại c̣n đọc sách tiếng Anh nữa.

Hèn chi đồng hồ báo thức của con bị đổi giờ,

sách th́ cứ biến đi đâu mất,

lúc con đi vệ sinh,
th́ tự dưng cửa bị chốt ngoài,

mấy chuyện đó
cứ lẩn quẩn trong đầu con măi.

làm con chẳng gỡ được cái ṿng này ra luôn.

Ây, tôi cũng bị y chang vậy.

Sao mắt con đỏ lừ thế kia?

Ai mà ngủ được
khi bị ma nó bám chứ?

Tôi cũng sợ ma nữa.
Cái nhà này có đầy ma.

Thử món gà này xem.

Hôm nay là thứ 7 mà d́.

Thôi được rồi, để d́ cất tủ lạnh.

Chào thứ Bảy nhá
Chủ nhật ơi ta đến đây!

Vậy là được ăn gà rồi.

Ḿnh cảm thấy có mùi học hành đâu đây vậy ta!

Hả, Balu là con ma đó sao?

Ma với chả quỷ! Làm hết hồn, cứ tưởng là
con nhỏ Mahalakshmi.

Vậy là ảnh lén lút
học thêm lúc khuya.

Vậy là ăn gian.

Đùi gà đă cứu chị đấy.
Đừng bao giờ quên ơn nó.

Xây cái chùa để thờ cái đùi gà đó
cũng đáng lắm á.

Ảnh nhai cả đống thuốc tăng cường trí nhớ,
hỗn hợp thảo dược.

Vậy ra đó là bí mật của ảnh.
Em cứ tưởng là ảnh thông minh thiệt.

Cái đầu vô dụng!

Nghĩ cách đi tụi bây!

Chị cũng phải làm ảnh mất tập trung.
Hông có được tha cho ảnh!

Chị phải làm phiền ảnh,

như cách mà ảnh đă làm phiền người khác,

kể cả tụi em c̣n bị ảnh làm phiền,

chị phải phá ảnh nhiều như thế đó.

Hiểu chưa?

Bà ơi...

Ǵ vậy cháu?
- Trời ơi nh́n kia, nh́n cô ta làm con xao lăng kia!

Cô ta khoe thân trước mặt con!

Nó c̣n bé thế mà!- Bé bỏng!?
Cô ta mà bé bỏng cái ǵ nữa?

Mouse is attacking the cat...

Flower is attacking the thorn...

Salt is attacking fire...

Mẹ à, con ra băi tập đây.

Con cũng thế!

Got solution to criss-cross poses...
and for knotty theorems...

Cheat the cheater...
fight for everything...

Tough competition for the top rank...

Fish attacking the crane...

Deer attacking the tiger...

Half sari attacking the jeans...

Balu square into Mahalakshmi square
is equal to cheating square.

That's super!

l'm tensed to know who came first!

Tell me now, who came first,
you or Mahalakshmi?

Why are you late?
- Today results will be out.

l sought grandma's blessings.

l've a sentiment that
if l do like that l'll come first.

Get on.

Do the old woman's legs
really have so much power?

May be...why not take chances?

Get down...get down.

Hold it, l'll be back in a second.

Where are the legs?
l can't see them!

Balu Mahendra has sought
my blessings!

Sit!

Father!

How are you nephew?
- l'm fine uncle.

Get the fruit basket from auto.
- Yes sir.

Aunt is making chicken
specially for me.

Why are you rushing for her marriage?

No, got a good proposal.
Very good boy.

They refused dowry too.

lt seems he saw Mahalakshmi
somewhere and he liked her instantly,

he wants to marry in a month
and take her to America.

You're right, uncle,
fix her marriage immediately.

Don't delay any further,

l'm almost dying in college
to protect her,

she gets dozens of
love letters everyday, uncle.

Entire college is after her.

lf you get her married
you know she'll go to America,

if not l'm scared
where she'll go away.

You keep quiet, stop your nonsense.

Son-in-law, she's mother less child,

that's why her uncle brought
her here to study,

why are you rushing for her marriage?

After she finishes her studies,

we'll find a better man
and conduct her marriage.

There's difference between
marriage arranged by me and you.

Anyway she's a girl,
no need to study anymore.

You're right again, uncle,
girls mustn't pursue higher studies,

if they do, their husbands can't
bear them and leave them.

Like how grandpa left grandma!

Shut up!

Mind your words!

Your grandpa didn't leave me,
l left your grandpa and came here.

l've raised my children to this
position without any support.

Aruna, tell your son to keep
his tongue in control.

l'll take leave.
- Wait, you can meet him and go.

No, he'll try to change my opinion.
l don't want to hurt him.

Father!

Groom wants to talk to you,
he'll come to your college on Monday.

Please wear sari on Monday.

Are you studying?
Why are you working so hard?

Someone would work hard,
find a good job and marry you,

look, Mahalakshmi got herself
a man without any difficulty.

She's marrying next month, ask her.

Girls don't need to study at all,

you must go to the gym
and tone up your figure,

why are we boys here for?
We'll do the hard work for you.

l don't want to marry now, Balu.

Why are you sitting dull?
Results not yet announced?

Announced!
- Then? Tell me!

Mahalakshmi...
- Mahalakshmi...?

She got 95%!

Then for me?
- You got 96%!

See, l'm first!

First time party for getting first rank.
Give whatever they ask!

Ajit has won!

l was feeling sad for not
having any block with 'A',

but you've achieved it today.

Yes buddy, Ajit got 97%! He's first!

Again Balu's party?

Poor boy, leave him sir.

His dad might've to sell property to
give parties whenever he comes second.

l'll give the party this time,
come and enjoy sir.

First rank holder's name will
be permanent on the block.

lt can be Balu, Mahalakshmi or Ajit!

No away, it's fixed,
it'll be Ajit block

First rank must be between us only!
No one else must get it.

Disturb Ajit's concentration.

Spoil my marriage.

But l've a condition.
- l too have a condition.

You mustn't say that is Mahalakshmi.
- You mustn't ask computer password.

l'm weak in embedded systems, Balu.

l know, l'll help you out.

You're weak in virtual reality.

l know you'll help me.

Suddenly if we fight and
stop talking to each other.

Who should speak first?

Okay, heads you first
and tails l'm first.

No, heads you and tails me!
- lmpossible!

Let's spin coin to select
heads and tail.

lf it's heads, tails is yours and
if it's tails, heads is mine.

Spoil the marriage

She was with in the pub till 2 am,

l told Sandy told to drop
after she got drunk.

l don't know where he dropped her.

Where are you going?

What's this?

Smack!

Smack?

Didn't Mahalakshmi send you?

Do you want Mahalakshmi?

You are...?

Ask...ask...ask who am l?

Come...come...ask this dustbin!
Ask these plants!

Ask anyone in this college!
l'm Balu, Mahalakshmi's lover!

Mahalakshmi is my life.
She's my love...she's my madness...

Nobody can take away
Mahalakshmi from me.

l'll tell you about Mahalakshmi.

Don't believe anyone telling about her.

She's very good girl.

She's always first in class.

l'm thinking of naming
this block on her name.

She doesn't have any bad habits.

She failed in love with
a boy known as Balu,

poor girl was very nice,
so she couldn't take it,

since then she's in pubs,
she has taken to drugs and drinks,

l've never seen her smoking cigarettes.

l too have a photo!

Aren't you Prasad?

l'm Mahalakshmi, my father told me,
that you'd come here.

l saw your photo.
l'm seeing you now.

l like you.

No...no...

Give me your number
to talk to you.

Spoil Ajit's life

My eyes are saying l love you...

My lips are saying l love you...

What eyes hasn't seen
and lips never said...

My heart is saying that
you love me...

l lost it while trying
to dry it in sun...

Wind took my sari...

lf you look at me mischievously,
l feel chill...

l told you to just say l love you,
why did you kiss him?

For l love he'll get disturbed
for a month only,

but for my kiss he'll get disturbed
for the entire semester.

Two pairs of eyes are plus...

All others are minus...

Equation of body multiplied by body...

lt is equal to infatuation...

Left angle and right angle joined
together to form a new triangle...

For the youth's study, this is the
natural mathematical theorem...

Straight line turned to create
a new picture...

Action moved and counter action
raised to generate heat...

What's this?

Anyway you're matured, right?

Go!

Metres for distance and
kilograms for weight...

This couple is measure to desires...

Centigrade isn't enough and
Fahrenheit will not work...

lt's difficult to measure
the heat of youth...

ln the early youth,
there's no end to desires...

No science can understand this...

Gravitation tells anything
thrown up will come down...

lnfatuation makes everything
topsy-turvy and upside down...

The boy is South pole and
the girl is North pole...

They've to unite to
become a couple...

Boy is electron and girl is proton...

lf they unite physically,
it'll produce electricity...

Every sensation is a question...

Another question is the answer...

lt's exam time for the youth...

Two bookworms...

Have come to age...

They got intoxicated eating
the sugary words...

What are those clothes?
Will you go out in the0m?

Grandma, she's just a little girl.
No problem.

What? What are you watching?
What's happening here?

This is common.

lt's there between any boy and girl.

How do you all know this?

Sir, we heard it many a times.

Okay, we've an exam tomorrow, right?
Let's study.

Move...move...
- Study well!

This is what you call in English
as combined study.

lt's a theory.

Son-in-law! l've a good proposal
for your daughter.

You can afford the proposal.

Come here personally, let's discuss.

lf Tom and Jerry join together
who so ever it may be don't care...

lf you come first,
l'll tell you something.

lf l come first,
l'll also tell you something.

What did Mahalakshmi
planned to tell you?
lf l come first,
l'll also tell you something.

What did Mahalakshmi
planned to tell you?

What did you want to tell her?

Who came first anyway?

Did you promise to tell
anything if Balu comes first?

Am l looking good?

What are you thinking
of telling him, sister?

First tell me, how do l look?
l'll tell you after that.

Super sister!
- Then l'll tell you later.

Sister!

You never gave any party for
your son getting first rank,

but why now?

Wait for sometime,
my brother-in-law is coming,

l'll announce after he arrives.
A small suspense.

Didn't you get the first rank?
- lsn't it enough if Balu gets?

lf he gets, is it yours too?

lt seems there's infatuation
between them.

At last got a party from you.

Anyway both of you made a good plan,
cheated Ajit to get the first rank.

But still, he's great buddy.

Though they'd planned together,
he fell short by just 2% only.

lf not he would've got the first rank.

Why hasn't your father come yet?
- He's on the way, very near.

Sister, Balu wants you on
terrace urgently.

Okay l'll take it, you go.
- Come, let's go for ice cream.

Don't feel bad Ajit, winning and
losing is normal in life,

brush it aside and
march ahead, that's all.

Who is it?

Didn't l give him a great shock?

He would've got shocked.

Should my dad sell property to
throw party if l get second rank?

Whatever it is, he's great!

Though we had disturbed him so much,
he got just 2% less than you.

Thank God, we had a plan if not
may be he would've topped.

Our plan worked out very well, right?

lf you hadn't disturbed him,
l wouldn't have topped, right?

Definitely, he's very intelligent!

Whatever it is, Ajit is great,
isn't it Mahalakshmi?

Absolutely!
- What about me then?

You mean...?

l mean if Ajit is great,
what about me then?

You're also great!

There can't be two answers
for a question.

ls Ajit great or am l great?

You're great!
- Why that gap?

Unless you think,
don't you feel l'm great?

Are you accepting by force?

Come down to cut the cake.

Everyone is happy,
no need to fight now.

Come and cut the cake.

So, you accept to avoid fight, right?

You promised to tell me
something if l top.

ls it this?

Stop!

Don't talk to me, l'm satisfied
of getting first rank.

l feel like it was given
as alms by somebody.

Your father is calling you
to cut the cake.

Party is cancelled,
ask everyone to leave.

Tell my father.

l've become an idiot to everyone.

ls Ajit great? How can he be great?

How could get you such a thought?

ls one great if he gets disturbed
if someone disturbs?

lf he was really intelligent,

he wouldn't get disturbed
even if anyone disturbs him.

Didn't you disturb me with infatuation?
Did l get disturbed?

Did l disturb you?

lf you had disturbed Ajit,
it means you've disturbed me too.

Are both same?
- Same!

lf it's same, l'm telling you now,

Ajit is greater than you!
- Yes!

Get out from my house.

Eats here but praises him.

What? What did you say now?

l said you eat here but
praise him, so what?

What's the problem, son?
- Look, what is she saying?

We brought you here from village,

gave you boarding and lodging,
paid your college fees,

and she praises someone else!

Ajit is great! Who the hell is he?

Who is spending on whom?
Uncle started business with my dad's money.

Don't forget it.

He's talking nonsense,
you too are joining him.

Look at her dad,
what nonsense she's blabbering.

lt seems this business
belongs to them.

lt seems we are living in their home.

lt seems we are eating
out of their hands.

How dare you abuse my dad!

Had he not brought you here,
you'd be a maid in that place!

l can live like a maid but
you can't live without first rank.

Yes, l can't live without first rank,

but remember one thing,
without us, your family can't survive.

Okay, you fed me, you clothed me,
and paid the fees,

isn't it? l'll repay every penny
with interest after getting ajob.

Who will offer you ajob?

When l start my company,
l'll keep ajob open for you,

join whenever you want to!

Okay, inform me when your
company is in troubles,

l'll come to help you out.

l'll make you say that is Mahalakshmi!
- Get lost!

Father!
- Stop dear!

When did you come, son-in-law?

Please come in.
- No father, let's not stay here.

Please take me away with you.

Brother-in-law, please come in.

lt's childish fight,
you please come in.

No please, let's discuss later.

Hey you, stop!
Tell me the password and go.

Please don't put interval card now!
Already dying with tension.

l'm also dying holding it for long.

Brother!

Are you fine sir? Welcome please.

Stop children! Who are you?
Why are you going in?

Mahalakshmi's marriage, Kittaiah.

Calling me by my name, who are you?

How dare you ask who we are?

Beating me? Who are you?
- Don't you know him?

He's me, l'm Nikhil!
- ls it?

l've become like this in 3 years.
You go!

This is l, Lalithya!
- l'm Subrahmanyam.

l'm Shravani.
- l'm Roshan.

ls it you children?
How big you've grown up?

Sister!

We need to talk personally,
all of you get out.

How are you studying?

Why are you asking like Balu, sister?

Close your eyes, sister.
- Why?

Your favourite chicken!

No please, stopped eating chicken.

Have you stopped eating chicken?
- Yes.

What happened, sister?

Did Balu say anything? l'm going
to gym, tell me, l'll knock him down.

Please tell us, sister!

You know Balu and l had a fight then.
- Yes.

After that we didn't talk to
each other for quite sometime.

After 3 years l received a phone
about grandma falling seriously ill.

How is she, doctor?

How are you related to the patient?

She's my grandmother.
- Ask him.

Uncle...how's grandma?

How are you?
When did you come here?

Tell me, how is grandma's
condition, uncle?

Forget about grandma,
tell me how are you doing?

You promised to repay money
with interest, have you brought it?

Leave it uncle,
tell me how is grandma?

What should l say?

l didn't want you to remain in village
and brought you here to study,

will you repay with interest that too?

When your mother died,
it my wife who fed her milk to you,

you always had to fight
with Balu for it,

will you repay that too with interest?

Uncle...

Calm down...please don't cry, dear.
Grandma is fine.

With your tears,
you've paid the interest. Okay?

Uncle!

You've cried again,
this time principle is also settled.

Shall we meet grandma?

Come...come...

Do you've change for Rs.500?
- No please.

Got change for Rs.500?
- No please.

Got change for Rs.500?
- No please.

Nephew!
- Uncle! When did you come?

l didn't see you.
- Don't act smart! How much you need?

Rs.10, uncle.

Take it.

Pay it first.

No problem we'll see while
settling your account.

Sorry, uncle.

Do you want coffee, dad?

We had it just now,
you and Mahalakshmi have it. Go!

Heads, it means you must
talk to me first.

But you've already talked to me.

You never gave me the chance.

How are you?
- Not fine.

Recession, lost my job.

l bought a flat trusting the job,

l'm unable to pay the installment,
l sold off the land,

and dad now stays with me here,
situation is quite bad.

Why are you staring at me?

Won't you be happy
if l say like that, right?

Won't you make me happy then?

Should l make you happy?

Started a company last year,
lost Rs.100 crores,

don't have money even to shave,

this is my last shirt
and my grandma is ill...- Enough!

Father is tensed yesterday, l bought
a car and it met with an accident today.

l broke up with my girl friend.
- l'm very happy.

Wasn't our behaviour very childish then?

When l slept, you studied.
- l felt jealous if get first rank.

Hiding the books.

Reading text books hiding
inside film magazines.

l challenged to make you
say that's Mahalakshmi!

l made an open offer ofjob
to you in my company.

l feel like laughing loud thinking
about all that.

Let's speak truth now.

What are you doing?
- l'm with lnfosys.

l've taken a flat in Madhapur.

What about you?

l...you told me the truth.

l can't live if l'm not number one.

Last year l started a company
known as Cloud Technologies,

there are about 100 employees
working for me now,

turnover is Rs.40 crores,
planning to open a branch in US...

What did you say your salary was?

Lowest paid employee in
my company is Rs.2 lakhs.

lf you need ajob at anytime...

l'll offer you job immediately.

lf l beg for ajob with you,
you'll offer me ajob, right?

l'm not what l used to be,
l've changed.

How am l to prove it?

l accept it.

Though l accepted Ajit is great,

you still don't have the heart
to say no, you're great!

l thought you've matured
with your initial talk.

l know you're not matured enough
to talk to me first, so l did it.

You haven't changed, Balu.

You too haven't changed, Mahalakshmi.

You've a black Benz, right?
Why did you come in white Benz?

Black Benz only, painted it white
fearing black may fade.

lndian roads, right?

You're absent minded, right?
Thought you've brought someone else's car.

Absent minded?

Even Google may forget, l will not.
- Do you remember Hyderabad?

What has changed here to forget?

Brother-in-law...
- Greetings.

Jayanthi's...
- Husband! l remember him.

But l don't have numbers
to contact them.

Please tell me your number.

l can't feed lndian numbers,
do it yourself.

When did you buy this place?
- Just 6 months back.

Six months ago! Very old model!

Take it.

Same name not changed yet.
- That's his memory!

lf you've such great memory,
you must recognise me then?

How can l forget you? He's our...our...

My son!
- Yes your son. How can l forget him?

He was playing with beard as a child.

But l don't have numbers to contact them.

Please feed your number in it.

John uncle left to US
when you were 4 years old.

lt took me 20 years to come to lndia.

Why did you take so much time?
Did you walk back to lndia?

Are you cracking jokes on me?
You've to marry now, Surya.

Surya? Who is he?

Who is Surya? Have you forgotten
your son's name too?

Surya is you son.

My name isn't Surya, uncle,
my name is Balu.

l fed my name wrongly to test
your great memory.

What's aunt's number? l know it.
- His memory is in his cell phone.

How are you aunt?

Don't you remember me
unless l fall sick?

Don't say like that, aunt.

All others' numbers are in this,
but yours is in my brain.

Had you not helped me to study,
would l've gone to America?

Would l've driven Benz cars?

By the way, what's your problem, aunt?

You didn't get heart attack
even when you left uncle,

but you've got it now, that means
you're hiding something in heart.

tell me what's that is affecting you?
l'm here from US for you.

Please give me a chance
to repay my gratitude.

That's the matter, aunt will be happy
if Balu and Mahalakshmi marry.

Take it as her last wish.
What do you say?

lf they agree, it's okay from our side.

What do you say, brother-in-law?
- Yes.

Children! What do you say?

l've a girl friend!

l'm planning to marry her only.

Brother!

Mother, this is Swapna.

Greetings aunty.
- My dad.- Greetings uncle.

You never told me.

Your number please.

Then, no need.

Who is she?

l told you about a girl
l'll not introduce, that's her.

What does your father do?
- He's an auditor, uncle.

Balu's taste is sensational, right?

Balu's taste is great
but her taste is really bad.

Very cheap!

He's very moody, how did you get him?

Father...
- Don't say like that, uncle.

He would've fallen for this one word!

Watch! l'll get the truth out!

l need to ask few questions
about your personality,

your...
- Height, uncle?

You mean...
- She's 2 inches taller than me.

Now...

You mean...
- Rs.50000 more than mine.

Look, personality means...

l got it, isn't it marks?
She failed in a subject.

You've ashamed America.

Phone number! But, 6 digits only?
Wrong number.

lt's not phone number but
measurements of Miss lndia.

How much bigger than you?

Father, find a good groom for me.
He must be taller than Balu.

Stylish than him.
Must smile better than Balu.

l mean he must be pretty
handsome than Balu.

What's your idea anyway,
you say Balu is stylish,

his smile is good,
and that he's handsome.

Do you also have a boy friend?

lf Balu has a girl friend,
then l must've a boy friend, right?

Right!

Why should we wait for
a fool's arrival, uncle?

He's Mahalakshmi's boy friend.
- l said about him only.

ls his name Fool? l didn't know.

Fool!

ls his name Fool?

l can't believe that someone
loves Mahalakshmi, uncle.

Are you comfortable, Ajit?

What does he lack in a Benz car?

No uncle, he's 6.1 feet tall,
his head may hit the roof.

6.1?
- Yes uncle.

He's 2 inches taller than you, Balu.

Doesn't your head hit
the roof in your car?

He got 3 cars custom built
cars by Audi company.

3 cars? 2 more cars than Balu
Where do you work, Ajit?

Work?

100 crores?
Twice more than Balu's business.

You know l don't like all this.
- See uncle, he hates praise.

That's why, Ajit is always great to me.

Won't you watch the signal?
Are you blind?

My car is safe.

l didn't hit you,
why are you getting so angry?

How would you know?

lf anything had happened,
my heart would cease.

My car is my life.

Go...go away!

Okay the project immediately.

Our company must cross
100 crores with it.

That's very risky!

Acquire new systems,
recruit new people,

if anything goes wrong,
we'll be in big trouble.

lf we succeed?
- l said it's risky.

No life without risk.

Though l know you're a fool,
didn't l take you as my partner?

lsn't that a risk?
This one is also like that.

Are both same?
Then okay.

Gave a good twist, sister.

Ajit's entry was sensational.
- Balu would've got jolted.

You should've called us too,
we would've teased Balu.

We would've teased him.
- Yes sister.

How did the engagement go?

Balu - Swapna Engagement

Mahalakshmi - Ajit Engagement

Long way...

Long way without any shore...

Though taking the same exam...
though written the same answer...

Each one of the two
remain as question...

Though met in the in same boat
and travelling together...

They reached different worlds...

Shared same past and same truth...
They hanged it by noose...

Broke the world to create
their own worlds in it...

So near yet so far...

Distance without any
way till now...

Today breaks in to
separate the couples...

Distance has been orphaned
without a friend...

Distance has been left
burning in the fire of loneliness...

lt's enjoying the breaking up
of relationships...

Distance is bitter in
growing separation...

Distance is glowing as dark night
of pangs of separation takes over...

Where's your son-in-law?

Nephew!

Not your nephew,
your future son-in-law.

Son-in-law!

A distance where can't take a step...

A distance where you
can't cover an inch too...

Distance ofjust seven steps
has been stretched too far...

Distance that changes word
every milestone it crosses...

Distance that changes the direction
with every turn it takes..

Today has turned a sweet married
life into a path of thorns...

Distance is that which
erases memories...

Distance says can't move ahead
unless starting point is forgotten...

l wanted to see Balu and
Mahalakshmi as a couple

But my dream remains unfulfilled.

Few dreams are like that,
they never come true, mother.

l wanted to see you
and father together,

has my dream come true?

This one too!

My son who never ever said
a harsh word to me,

today he got angry on me.

So, l had to tell you everything.

Ours is very big and wealthy family.

l was well educated.

l liked your grandfather's ideals
and his social work.

So l left home for your uneducated
grandpa to be with him in his village.

After few years, children grew up.

My education didn't help me.

l wished my children to study well
and reach good position in life.

l pestered him to shift to city.

He said he couldn't leave the village.

l left my home and
my family for you,

can't you leave this village
for me and my children,

l really got angry,

l left him and came
to city with children.

We both waited for
each other to come,

we are still waiting.

This is first wedding invitation.

Both of you go together and
invite your grandfather.

Tell him, l've invited him.

Tell him, l'm not in
a position to move.

Keep the luggage in my car.

Keep it in my car.

Please laugh!
- Why sir?

She cracked ajoke now!

lsn't it joke to travel
500 kms in auto?

Tell him not to pass
comments on my car.

l'm very happy to see you both.

You both are fighting just
like real man and wife.

What' your problem now?
ln which car to travel?

There's a technique for it
in America.

lt is known as John Acharya technique.

Put your car keys in my pocket.

l'll mix it now. Kittaiah, come here.
Take out a key.

Keep the luggage in the car.
- Okay sir.

Keep the luggage in the car!

Why are you keeping
luggage in my car?

Your car got picked up
in the lucky dip, sir.

Tell her to drive l'll not drive.
- Tell him to drive l'll not drive.

lf you keep fighting like this,
you may meet with an accident.

Why are you both fighting?
Since you both know each other, right?

Suppose if you both are strangers,
and this is your first meeting,

and you're not Balu but Shahrukh,

why are you giggling?
Didn't like my idea?

l can't believe if you say Shahrukh.

You're not Mahalakshmi but Kajol!

lt's difficult to get convinced
that she's Kajol.

lf it's difficult, forget it.

You drive for 3 hours,
and she'll drive for 3 hours.

But be careful with my car.

Do you know heart that this
bond is since time immemorial?

How is my car?
- Car is fine.

lf you're bored switch on the radio.
- Radio?

We're listening to radio only,
sound system is awesome.

But l can't hear anything.
- You're far away, right?

Be careful, if anything happens
to the car, my heart will stop.

Are you mad?
l'll complain to police.

Police complaint?

Then you must definitely
know about us.

Can't believe it?

Such small incidents
do happen in big countries!

Balu? Who is Balu? l'm Shahrukh!

Tell me uncle.

So, you've entered the character.
- Yes, uncle.

Good couple!

How is the journey?
- Good uncle. But legs are paining.

Legs paining? How can legs pain
if you travel in car?

lf you want me to tell,
you must do one thing urgently,

catch a cab and go to
Care hospital immediately.

Kajol is fine, right?

l'm fine, you go to the
hospital immediately.

l've reached.
l've come into Care from car.

Tell me, where should l go now?

l'll tell you, go to the
emergency ward immediately.

Emergency ward? Where is it?

Go fast, uncle.
- l'm running.

l'm now in emergency ward.

Do you see any vacant bed?
- Vacant bed? Where is it?

l found one.
- Sit on it.

Should l sit on it?
l'm sitting on it.

Call the doctor immediately.

Why three doctors?
- You called 3 doctors.

Doctors are here.

l must tell you 2 points now, uncle.
- Go ahead.

Point one is for you and
point two is for the doctors.

No need, tell me both,
l'll inform the doctors.

After hearing one,
you can't hear the second one.

Then, tell me second point first,
how's my point?

Okay, switch on the speaker.

Tell me.

Tell me!

Uncle will get heart attack,
treat him well.

He's fine.
- He'll say like that only.

Tell me the point one now.

Uncle, your car is smashed!

Can you please do me
a small favour, Shahrukh?

Can you act like Balu
before my grandpa?

You too must do
a small favour to me, Kajol.

What? l must act like Mahalakshmi
before your grandpa, right?

l built the school here,

l built the hospital,

l built the water tank,

l did all this and yet you say
some Ambani is great!

You're great sir!
- Are you agreeing forcibly?

No need to fight now.
- Are you accepting to avoid fight?

Not you Shahrukh, but Balu!

l'll not donate anything for
this festival, go to hell.

Don't say like that sir,

we trusted you, invited dance
troupe, and they're here too,

if you don't agree, we'll lose face.

Sir!
- What?

Your grandson and
grand daughter are here.- What?

Son's son and daughter's
daughter are here.

Grandpa!
- Grandpa!

Please open the door, grandpa.

Please talk to us, grandpa.

l don't have anyone, please go away.

Grandpa, my name is
Balu Mahendra, named after you.

Grandpa, my name is Mahalakshmi,
grandma's name.

Keep quiet.

Has your grandma sent to check
if l'm still alive or dead?

Venkanna, ask them to leave.

Won't you talk to us even if we say
we're getting married, grandpa?

Yes grandpa, grandma sent us
to give the first invitation to you.

Are you both getting married?
- Yes grandpa.

Are my grandson and
grand daughter marrying?

Do you know this? My grandson
and grand daughter are marrying.

Read the invitation.

Mrs. and Mr. Ravikondala Balu Mahendra
invite you to...

How come your father
is inviting with my name?

Not father, it was grandma.

Read further.

On Friday the 18-3-2011 night at 9.30 pm,

our son Ramesh's only son Balu Mahendra,

will marry Miss...

Miss...

Will marry Miss Mahalakshmi.

Did you hear it properly, grandpa?

No, did you hear it?
- No!- Read aloud!

Will marry Mahalakshmi!

No need of the book!

Balu, give them donation.
Give...take it.

Celebrate the festival!

Hail sir!

Muddula Muvva Rao's pampered
daughter matured at 18...

Chittemma's second daughter-in-law
became pregnant at 40...

Raja Rao's third daughter eloped
with fourth son of Pulla Rao...

Then there are Mangatayaru,
Gajula Chittemma, and Dubai Sathyavathi...

They left their husbands...

l can't tell their stories,
they'll narrate it themselves...

Dubai Sathyavathi, start it...

He wanted livelihood and
sent me to Dubai...

He told me to send money
to buy fridge and TV...

He told me to send bucks
to buy sofa...

He told me to send cash
to buy double cot...

To keep all this he wanted a house...

He told me to send more
to buy in East West...

Thinking we're well settled,
got down from flight with great hope...

ln the East facing home,
on the double cot bed...

l got upset after seeing
his second set up...

Girl, will you lend your beau?
l'll upset him and come...

Will you lend me your beau?
l'll dip him in Dubai oil well...

Oh no, l'll not lend my beau
or allow him to jump in oil well...

l'll not lend my beau
or let you dare touch him...

Dubai Sathyavathi rocked you,
here comes Gajula Chittemma to blast you...

lf he hears my anklets' sound,
he'll ask where did l go?

lf he hears my bangle sound, he'll ask
who are you making gestures?

lf man next door chokes,
he'll say l'm thinking of him...

lf man next door falls sick,
he'll say he's worried about me...

lf l say a mosquito bit me,
he'll ask if it's male or female...

lf l say an ant bit me, he'll ask
if it's young one or old one...

He'll link every man with me,
adding colourful tales to it...

He has put my chastity in shackles
and l'm still a virgin...

Poor woman!

Will you lend me your beau, girl?
l'll take him to the bush and come....

Will you lend him to me?
l'll give every penny my hubby has...

l'll not lend my beau and
not let you get so lucky...

l'll not lend my beau,
l'll not let his madness rub on you...

l know their tales
but this girl is new.

She's coming at me.

He said my waist would make
even lleanajealousy...

He said l'm so hot to make
even Mumaith Khan go mad...

He said l could make Shreya
run for her money in beauty...

He said l'm more worth than Anushka...

He saw my front and back
and went crazy...

He was my up and down
and he fell flat...

After seeing my face...

Seeing your face?

His fuse went off on seeing my face...

He went down in a thud...

He said l'm not fit for her...

ls it such a good face?
Why not show us also?

Will you lend me your beau?
l'll chew him with my eyes...

Will you lend me your beau?
l'll devour him with my words...

l'll give my beau to you,
l'm giving you my junior Shahrukh...

l'm giving you my beau,
l say there's no beauty than you...

Don't give your beau...
don't give up his hand...

Don't give your beau...
don't make your life barren...

Where's my toothpaste?

You know l don't like this toothpaste.

Where did you keep my toothpaste?

l told you nobody must use
my toothpaste. Go!

She's still proud!

lt's false teeth!

Celebrating birthdays too!

Which button should l press
to see her again?

Why should l come?
To see her in this condition.

l can't bear to see her
in this condition.

Look at my Mahalakshmi!
How beautiful she is!

l spent my life watching this,
can't l live few more years?

Enough, these memories are enough.

Want to know which button
to press to see again?

ls Balu there?

Phone for you.
- Who is it?

What?

Everyone is waiting here.

l told, right? How many more
times do l've to tell you?

l'll come back in a second, grandma.

l don't care, no company nothing,
cancel all meetings.

l'll take care of Prakash.

How are you?
- l'm fine Ajit.

Fine.

ls your grandpa doing well?

He's fine.

That's why, a special gift for you.

You're saying nice without
even seeing it.

Really nice, right?

You always say it, right? Say now.
- What?

That which you always say, please.

You always say Ajit is great, right?

Do you really like it?

What happened, uncle?

Balu signed contract with
a cell phone company,

he formulated the software
with great difficulty,

his friend Prakash, his partner,

he sold off the software
to another company,

cell phone company wants
to file suit on us,

if we don't explain in 15 days,
they'll fine us with penalty.

Can't pay the penalty
even if we sell everything.

Balu is struggling unable
to find a way out.

What are you all doing?

We are regaining our application, sir.

Who told you to do it?

New program Manager...
- New program Manager?

Come, we were waiting for you.
We've 15 days time,

let get ready more advanced software
than what Prakash stole from us.

You guide us,
let's all work together.

Cell Phone Company must be
shocked with our version.

But we don't have much time.

We've to work day and night.
- Who told you to come here?

l want to help you out.

l don't want anyone's help.

lt's Mahalakshmi here!

You made me an offer ofjob
if l ask at anytime, right?

l want ajob now,
can't you take me?

l'll leave if you say you can't.

Kajol?

Where's the bond?
Where's the anger?

Where's the distance?

Has it increased?

Only when you get yourself
into troubles...

Will this heart start moving?

Can one step wipe out the
distance created by years?

Can one drop of rain douse the
raging fire of bad memories?

Will the past deeds change
your fate forever?

Would the unfulfilled desires
become blessings now?

When did you come, Ajit?

l'll freshen up.

Do you know the time now?

l don't like you going out just
days before our marriage.

l can understand this
but my parents can't.

Stop going to office from tomorrow.

Better stay at home.

When is our marriage?

Tell me.

So l belong to this family
till 9.29 pm,

ask me anything after 9.30 pm,
l'll tell you,

my family is in troubles,
my family needs me,

your parents may not be
able to understand,

if you understand me,
explain it to them.

Marriage binds husband
and wife in a bond...

But suitor and his future wife
relationship is by birth...

Difficulties make you realize
the weight of a relationship...

Only tears can make you fathom
the depth of a relationship...

Will the past left yesterday
show the way?

Will it take you to the shore?

l promised to tell you something
if l get first rank, remember it?

lf this project is success,
l'll tell you.

Before the drinks,
l want to tell you something.

lf l drink and then say,
it'll be like drunken blabber.

Lost...l've lost!

l had decided not to take
Mahalakshmi's help in my life.

lf l take, it means l'm lost.

But this success belongs
to Mahalakshmi.

had she not helped us,
we wouldn't be celebrating now?

That's why l'm saying l've lost.

First time, l'm happy for losing.

l'm happy for losing to win.

Wait!

l promised to tell Mahalakshmi
something if l get first rank.

But l couldn't say that.

ln these moments of happiness,
l want to tell her amidst you all!

You challenged to make
him say that, sister.

You won!

No, l never wanted to win over Balu.

Do you know why l came here?
- To study!

No, for Balu!

l don't like to study.

But still do you know
why l cried on failing?

Balu can't see anyone
who doesn't study.

That's why l worked hard to study.

l became his competitor.

l like Balu so much,

any girl would like to express her
first love to the man she loves,

but l had to say l love you to
someone else for Balu's sake.

Fate!

Do you remember when l came her
l wanted to tell Balu something?- Yes.

l wanted to tell him,
it's not infatuation but love.

But when he said it was
disturbance before everyone,

l couldn't bear it.

l left.

l wanted to live without Balu.

l tried but failed.

But when John uncle asked me,

l thought of telling l love Balu without
caring about anyone's reaction.

But l came to know Balu's heart
is not vacant anymore,

and it is occupied by a girl
2 inches taller than me.

Sorrow...anger about losing Balu,

in a fit of rage, l said okay to Ajit.

l'm angry on Balu as much as
l love him.

But when Balu was in trouble,

l worked hard to keep him
number one always,

l thought l found a place in his heart,

when he said he'll tell me something,

l was expecting he would
say l like you,

but he said that is Mahalakshmi!

Tell me now have l won?

What happened then, sister?

l left that place.

Are you here?
Why did you leave midway?

Did you hear what l said?

That's what you wanted to hear, right?

Are you shocked?

l'm sure you'd be shocked
to hear it from me.

You're happy, aren't you?

l'm happy.

l'm extremely happy.

Our company will cross
80 crores turnover.

Not just 80 crores, in 6 months
it'll overtake Ajit's company.

Overtake Ajit's company?

You mean l haven't yet done it, right?

Ajit's company is big
and mine is very small.

Ajit is always great to you, not me!

l didn't mean it.

l'm nothing to you, right?
Not a bit!

Do you know how you were
coming from village?

l saw your hoarding,
it was great!

How surprized your eyes were!

Balu was so great and so tall!
He was in sky for you.

l always wanted to see
that feeling in your eyes.

l always Balu must be great to you.

When you said you'll go home,

you know why l stopped you,
l didn't want to lose you.

But what did you do?
You came first and equalled me.

l was afraid l would no more
be great to you.

That's why l cheated you to study.

But my bad luck,
Ajit got the first rank.

l compromised with you fearing
Ajit may become great.

l spent sleepless nights and
without food to study,

to make you feel again
that l'm great

and see the same feeling
in your eyes,

l did come first,
but what did you say?

You said Ajit is great!
lt was all over!

For whatever l worked hard,
everything went waste.

l couldn't bear it, l got angry,
l told you to leave my home,

Ajit is great!
Those words still hurt me.

You may feel why am l so sensitive
if you praise someone else.

l look like a big egoist, right?
l look like a mad man, right?

Because the girl l love mustn't feel
anyone else is greater than me.

Yes Mahalakshmi!

You're my life, l'm mad about you.

l thought you're my aunt's daughter,
where would you go away?

l had waited 3 years for you.

You came to hospital that day.

l felt sad why grandma didn't
get a heart attack earlier.

When uncle asked about marriage,
l knew you'd refuse.

That's why l said l've a girl friend.

Since l said that l had to
bring in Swapna.

Do you know who is Swapna?
She's my PA!

What's your height?

Would you like to marry me?

l thought you'd feel jealous
on seeing Swapna.

But Ajit came in much better
position than me.

l risked my company
to upstage Ajit.
l lost everything.

You came and helped me out.
We succeeded!

But what did you say again?
The same thing Ajit is great!

l've lost again.

l wanted to make you say l'm great
and express my love to you.

But l was losing every time.

l'm not great!

l'm just plain Balu!

You're my success and failure.

l'm not there without you.

But l don't have you anymore.

Like giving first rank in alms to me,
don't give your love as charity to me.

That's the story of
my great love failure.

What's this twist? The girl loves
you from the beginning, right?- Yes!

You felt like that, right?
- Yes, we felt like that only.

l love her, right? l would've
gone overboard at times,

little deviations in narration.

lf she doesn't love you,
why would she say l love you?

When did she say?
- After you told her.

After l told her.
Had l not told her?

lf she's not in love with you,
why did she come to help you?

Company belongs to family, so...

She helped uncle's company, right?
That's all, isn't it?

Tell me now, you believe
Mahalakshmi not loves me, right?

l left my ego and told you my story,
yet no one believes me.

She didn't love me,
only l loved her.

l only had loved her,
she never loved me,

please believe it for my sake.

We believe it.

But l don't believe it.

Somebody doesn't believe it,
who is it?

Who are you?
Why did you come to the bar?

Grandpa!
- Grandpa?

Father! Please come.
When did you come, father?

What's going on here?
- Sit down, l'll explain.

Tell me what's going on here?

Balu and Mahalakshmi's marriage, father.

Not marriage but marriages!

l didn't want to come here.

l came to know they cheated me
by reading the invitation wrongly.

After coming here l came to
know they didn't cheat me,

infact they're cheating themselves.

Do you know Balu and Mahalakshmi
love each other?

Love? They always fight, father.

Did you love her or not?

Balu loves her but
Mahalakshmi doesn't love him.

Don't you love Balu?

l told him many times but
he doesn't believe me.

She says she loves you,
what's your problem?

She says that before everyone.

l don't want somebody else's
love in charity.

Ajit is great marry him.

Look grandpa, what is he saying?

lf l say Tendulkar is great,
does it mean l love him?

Look grandpa, she's comparing
Ajit with Tendulkar.

lt means he's Tendulkar
and l'm a street cricketer.

Don't irritate me.
l'm getting angry.

lt's natural for you,
since you don't love me, right?

ls my love infatuation?
- Look at her, grandpa.

Do you know what my feelings were?

l almost died when you touched me.

l feel like hugging you now.

Do you know how difficult it is for
me to stay away from you?

She's shamelessly accepting
her love publicly,

why don't you believe her? You fool!

Wait grandpa.
She's a magnet like grandma.

My logic is when she loves me
so much, why did she love Ajit?

Ask her to tell me.
- Did l love him? l'll tell you.

When did l say okay to you?
Just before arriving in lndia, right?

He does not believe me.

Though Ajit has been proposing
for 3 years, l never cared.

l said okay to Ajit after you
brought home Swapna.

Don't believe her, grandma,
she's like grandma.

l don't want to marry at all,
l'm refusing even if you say okay.

Okay then, bring Swapna,
l'll marry her.

When l see you both,

l remember the mistake l and your
grandma committed 30 years ago,

we brought this situation
due to ego problems.

How are you?

This is our plight!

There's bond of marriage between us,
so we're meeting after years.

lf it wasn't there,
we would never meet in life.

At least give up your ego
after seeing us.

Okay, l'll give up my ego, grandpa.

But one condition,

let her say l'm greater than Ajit,
l'll believe her love.

No grandpa, l'll not say that.

lf he believes me only
if l say he's great,

it undermines my years of love.

You said Balu is great
in village, right?

That was my darling Kajol, grandpa.

l said about my sweetheart
Shahrukh, grandpa.

Who are these Kajol and Shahrukh?

The credit of crating those
characters goes to me.

l lost my car too in creating it.

Come here.
- What's it uncle?

Why did you slap me now?

Already in trouble with characters here,
are you creating new ones?

Did my characters create any problem?

Not created problems
but found solution!

Though lost car,
concept worked out.

Do you love Kajol?

l love her very much, grandpa.

Kajol has no flashback, so no Ajit.

Do you love Shahrukh?

Shahrukh is really great,
he fought and saved my life.

Change the boards!

Mahalakshmi weds Balu
Shahrukh weds Kajol

She looks like Mahalakshmi, grandpa.

Who are you?

lf you're Shahrukh, she's Kajol,
tie the knot!

Bless them!

l'm not Kajol but Mahalakshmi!

Grandpa!

With love to father - Sukumar

A PuLi - DDR Presentation ;)